Wednesday 31 October 2007
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Bunny had a wonderful story about her daughter on her blog ( you know the feeling being in a POSH resturant and you DIE of embarrasment)- * you got to go read it people* ROTFLMAO!!!-
Well it reminded me of myself when I was just 17 ( eek that's years ago-LOL) But I was still 'wet behind' the ears so to speak-
I had been invited by a guy a little older than myself (best friends -friend) to his OFFICIAL NAVAL dinner- UHUM, I was told I had to wear a LONG dress down to my ankles!!- WHAT- this was the 80's for goodness sakes! LOL- we wore MINI's!! hahahaha-
My BEST friend at the time was also going with her boyfriend- but both of us came from family's that weren't well off and battled each month to make ends meet- so there was NO WAYS we could buy a dress- hence the word BORROW!!!- OH gee's, The smartest dress I eventually found was a 3/4 length one ( first mistake-LOL) with tiny buttons going down all the way from the neck to the hem!
We get to the 'DO' and let me tell you- the Queen could have fitted in with these lady's- LOL
And there standing out like pimples on a pigs ass in 3/4 dresses is CLaire and myself! hahahahaha- We got the *LOOKS* and the *Where is your long dress young lady* questions!! hahahahaha and I swear- I was as nervous a hell as it was- and they sure didn't make it easier!!! LOL
We are served a sherry to start (* OH boy- I had never really drunk alcohol at that age either*) and sip it down like cooldrink- Ushered to our seats- We are seated in a U shape- and funny enough I land up facing poor Claire- BUT OH LORDY- as I sit down ALL the little buttons on my dress around my ASS area go POP!!!!(4 of them) ROTFLMAO- I swear- My eye's go huge and I stare at Claire and now get the giggles- and the more looks I get from the 'ladies' and the naval officers ( UHUM including the ADMIRAL!)- the more I want to laugh! So now I'm STUCK in my chair- and they serve MORE Wine!!!! And that's not ALL-
I was told before we went that you do not scoop your peas on your fork- you have to squash them neatly on the back of the fork and then lift them to your mouth!- OK, so what do we get with the main meal- PEAS!! I remember what I was told and try very lady- like to push my peas on my fork- OOOPPPPS- they land up in the old ladies plate NEXT to me!!! PIMP- by now we have been served more wine and I just can't contain the giggles! Claire is red in the face as she try's hard not to laugh! I NOW HAVE TO GET TO THE TOILET- yeah with my ASS sticking out- so take my napkin and use it sort of as a 'backside coverer'- ROTF!!! Never found a pin in there either!! ROTF
Fast forward to dessert- CLAIRE manages to drop all her chocolate sauce from her spoon down the front of her white dress! And of course with her sitting opposite me it was just toooo much- I cracked! I laughed out loud that the whole place stopped and looked at me! * I seem to do that sometimes*- hahahahahaha- cuase you just don't DO that in a 'quiet refined' dinner!! never the less- I never ever heard back from that young man again! LOL- I wonder why??_ hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Hope you all have a stunning day and remember to visit all the HUMPDAY HUNNIES today for some AWESOME halloween freebies! Kristine's is a good starting point- follow her links to the rest of the designers.
Tomorrow my internet should be back to normal!! Thank goodness- so please check through all my September freebies- I will be removing them tomorrow too- Sending hugs and loves Kim
Tuesday 30 October 2007
Who switched
Just look at what the WONDERFUL DSO members have done in my challenge this month!! All these kits are there for all the members to download and use! WOW WOW WOW!!!!- And it's not tooo late yet to join and post a LO in the colours that I specified- there is soooo much here to do them with-LOL(*sssshhhh- I'm telling you how to cheat*)-hahaha. But honestly- if you can't make something to share - then do a LO -post it in the gallery- and you will recieve a kit from me too!- takes a few minutes to register and you can join the biggest bunch of NUTS in some AWESOME challenges every month! So JOIN QUICK and come PWAY WIFF ME! hee hee.
And Kristine, Lynn and Darlene all have brand new kits that are on sale now in the store- You gotta check them out! AWESOME!
Well I know it's holloween for most tomorrow(right??-LOL) and I know everyone is handing out halloween freebies too- but I had to do one - LOL. I made two cluster frames and used the ' SPOOKY SPOILS DSO MEGA KIT' colours so that this little freebie co-ordinates with it. Thanks to Bunny for her bow template and the Mega kit papers for the preview. Well that's it for now- LOL, phew- hahaha- sending hugs and loves Kim http://www.4shared.com/file/27812708/a6d64667/kb-spookyclusters.html- LOL, that was nearly a I forgot again!!! hahahahahahaha
Monday 29 October 2007
A Special Thank You
And Wayne is game!!- ROTFLMAO- it only took the whole of Saturday to convince him! And he eventually said- what the hell-OK! hahahaha- My friend that works at our local Casino here is getting me a Pucker chefs hat and the big wrap around apron- so it won't be all that revealing- more like 'use your imagination' revealing- hahahahaha (* well that's what I told Wayne-hahahahahahahaha*). AND AND AND- I must tell you all- I got a phone call on Friday night- FROM BUNNY!!!! I swear, I just about fell out of my chair!- Bunny THANK YOU- I loved hearing your 'sing song' voice on the phone and just THANK GOODNESS it was your international call NOT MINE- ROTFLMAO! I got so excited I was mixing in our local slang as I spoke and poor Bunny would say- sorry- you lost me- hahahahahahaha, And I had to repeat what I meant in English-When we ended the call- I ran through the house like a kid on Christmas with a HUGE grin shouting- that was Bunny, that was Bunny-LOL. Thanks girl- it meant a LOT! MWAH
Jazz let me tell you- I couldn't WAIT to see YOU use this kit- because then I would KNOW that you were 'back'!! Thank you and I would like to take this little moment here to THANK EVERYONE TOO- for adding those little prayers with your download- because through all of them- Jazz is here today- and I thank you from the bottom of my heart!
And I asked Jazzy if I could make her LO into a template for you guys-
Friday 26 October 2007
Fabbo Friday
Silvia made this AWESOME blinkie and I would like to hand it back out today-*will keep it short and sweet*
SILVIA- I am returning this blinkie to YOU- girl you are the BOMB!! Loves ya tons!
JENNI and BONNIE - Well here comes trouble-LOL. Two South African "bokkies" who are sisters! Both have AMAZING inspirational blogs as well as being 'great supporters'- to SA, to the digiscrap community and to me! YOUR THE BOMB guys! Hope you are having a wonderful weekend together! BE GOOD- yeah right! hahahaha
RUTHIE- for your inspiration and your 'big warm hearted' way of 'giving back sooo much' to the digital community- I think YOU'RE a BOMB!!
And I know this person does not have a blog- and I know she has recieved a few awards too- but OLGA- I just want to tell you that YOU ARE THE BOMB! There is not ONE day that you don't leave me a comment and I look forward to them daily! I thank you from the bottom of my heart!
Well Renee sent me some of her Rugby Lo's and let me tell you SA is still celebrating- the boys are back in the country and the 'excitement' is still in the air-
She used my BUG-ING kit paper and the 'weathered cluster freebie'- But I WANT THAT SHIRT DAMMIT !!! LOL, You know that the rugby team is actually called the Springboks( a South African buck) but we all call them the BOKKE ( Afrikaans for Buck)- and that shirt say's I'm a BOKKIE- which cleverly means "I'm a CHICK"- hahahahahaLOL. See -I love 'clever'- LOL.
And here comes mine- it's the first in the 'series'- I even made myself a new blinkie from it too
Just loved the 'line of green shirts'- hahahaha- Also used my BUG-ING papers and the colours of our National flag. And of course I made the freebie today from it too.
Been wanting to do a 'full lanscape' photo LO for a while now and this one suited it perfectly- Add your own elements and titles ect- but at least it's easier with the template-hahahaha( well I hope so). http://www.4shared.com/file/27473188/2abce263/kb-proudly-Template.html I hope you all have a FABULOUSO weekend and I'll chat on Monday again. Sending hugs and Loves KimThursday 25 October 2007
Where has the day gone
Now if you have never been to Jenni's site before- The Chaos Lounge- do yourself a favour and pop on over- she has a BRILLIANT set of doodle blooms up for grabs and some rugby photo's put up just for me-ROTF!!!! Thanks girlfriend! And yeah-mine are coming I promise!! hahaha
Mrs Miles asked me to show her some photo's of my MIL and I doing our 'volunteer' work at our local provincial goverment hospital- well here we go Barb- these were taken in the kitchen where we 'make and pour' soup and coffee into those cups then run backwards and forwards through the hospital and back again to refill the trays. Good excersise I tell you-LOL.
The whole 'Volunteer project' is called Operation Smile and it is run through all the different churches here in Port Elizabeth. Each day of the week is allocated to a different Church group and we have been doing it for over 6 years now. The bread and soup etc is donated from different Supermarkets and Churches too. At Christmas time all the 'childrens homes' and underprivilaged kids get Christmas Parcels and presents with parties too. People staying in Hospital get nighty's and blankets etc. ( this is a goverment hospital with NO funding!) And yes I make sure we are heard coming through the corridors- LOL.
So I named the stuff I made for the LO- Operation Smile- hahahaha, It's one paper and the denim wrapped star with a glitter dot star and denim button with seperate stitch. Hope you have fun with it-http://www.4shared.com/file/27379600/9b492600/kb-operationsmile.html And YAY- tomorrows Friday!!! YIPPPEEE, hahahaLOL. Sending hugs and Loves Kim
Wednesday 24 October 2007
Wacky Windy Wednesday
This is just toooo BEAUTIFUL!! I love the photo work! Beth used my 'Bit of Bling' Clusters still on SALE for ONE MORE DAY! 25% off- check them out here.
And want some more fun- hahahaha, Bunny has a template freebie on her blog,( and a few other YUMMY thingy's too)- and if you send her a LO using that template by Friday she will give you a Coupon from her store!! I Swear!! I think the rain has turned her soft! hahahahaha, So run over quick and take advantage-hahaha. I did- I finished my LO this morning and sent it to her with a " I WANT MY COUPON DAMMIT"- hahahaLOL, and guess what- I got it! So I'm going shopping when I finish here! YAY..
It's my dear friend Lynnies son Calvin playing in leaves at a park in Canada. I made a freebie mini kit from it too- Template- Bunny Cates, Word Art-Melanie (MMDCreations).Tuesday 23 October 2007
Terrible Tuesday
Sending love
Kim
Monday 22 October 2007
WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!
This is a LO I did with a few of the pics taken after they received the cup! Our President Thabo Mbeki can be seen with his Springbok jacket on too! Awesome stuff! I used my weathered frames and Fix-it kit. Thanks to Gallo for the images.
Ok- no more rugby-LOL, Want to know what's happening at DSO this week?- Bunny has a BRAND NEW DESIGNERS GRAB BAG out for only $8. Kristine has a "HAWT" new kit called Salsa in store now on sale. It's Joys Birthday and she is having 46% off her whole store too! Lynn has a new kit called Butterfly Flowers also on sale at the moment. We have a Chat tonight as well! Yup, 9:00 Eastern/6:00 Pacific in the chat room! Check it out here and be ready for a lot of chatting!!! LOL.
I received this AWESOME LO from Silvia over the weekend-
This is just BEAUTIFUL! Loved the Bling Cluster here with the 'heritage style LO- they are really versatile and are all different and in different colour hues. Only on sale for a few more days- so check them out here for a closer look.
And now I have to stop feeding my face! hahahaha- can't stop eating today- but I thinks it's in 'repair mode' ! hahahaha. I made you a cluster frame like the one I used in my "LO" from todayOOOH, before I forget again- Anna-I need an e-mail address so that I can send you a link for the Bug-ing brag book. ( Lo is in the TwoPeas gallery) PLEASE- hahaha. And yes guys I got photo's from the game-LOL, just haven't taken them off my camara yet- and this time I was behind the camara-LOL, so no funny's of me ( THANK GOODNESS)-hahahahaha. Until tomorrow- when things will hopefully be back to normal- hugs and loves Kim http://www.4shared.com/file/27115086/36209e9c/kb-weatheredcluster.html
Friday 19 October 2007
GO BOKKE GO!!
And I have to say *MELANIE- please stop making me word art that I have to use-LOL, Girl I had to use this one too and now I'm pulling out all my *embarrasing* moments! hahahahaha. These are photo's taken at rugby games- UHUM, yeah well enough said! hahahahahah
Ok- ROTF!! Yeah I actually did that!!!! and trying to pole dance after beating Australia! Oh Goodness I'm hiding ALL camara's tomorrow! hahahaha. Thanks to TraceyB for the template. Again I used my Bug-ing kit. Word Art-MMDCreations.
And my freebie today actually matches yesterdays LO and a new set of Embellishments Bit of Bling Clusters.- Each one is different with different colour tones too- fabric jeweled flowers with glitter swirls- they look great "blinging'" up any frame, picture or LO. And you can grab them at 25% off for a week now too. And here is a little sampler of what you can do with these- well it's just one idea- LOL, but you get the idea- (check yesterday's LO too) hahahahahaha.
I hope you all have a FANTASTIC weekend- Oh Gee's mines' already starting with a bang- so it's either *hello* on Monday with tears or a major hangover- LOL. Here's the link to the freebie and all I can say is GO BOKKE!!!!!!! http://www.4shared.com/file/26855344/225f259/kb-blingclusterframe.html Hugs and Loves Kim
Thursday 18 October 2007
Awake-I'm Awake
Wednesday 17 October 2007
Tired Wednesday
Ok- sorry if it offends some- but I still laugh when I see it! LOL- feeling better already- hahahaha. I made a few leaves to go with my Bug-ing kit and had them as extras- so I added a few more so that you could play with them too.
They have doodled glitter outlines to match the Bug-ing kit- grab them here and I will be back tomorrow full of the beans! hahahaha- http://www.4shared.com/file/26683329/cd3fd37f/kb-Just_leaves.html Thank you to Olivia Dorazio for the leaf shapes. Hugs and Loves KimTuesday 16 October 2007
Tutorial Tuesday and HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUNNY
And it's a BIG DAY today-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUNNY!!!!
And because it's her Birthday- Bunny is having 34% off her whole store!!!! Please pop on over and wish Bunny Wunny a happy day..
Hee hee- I JUST COULD NOT RESIST!!! (yeah my warped sense of humour again-ROTF) Thank you to Mrs Miles for her candle too.
Bunny I hope you have a wonderful year forward with all you wish for and more.
So I made this into a mini kit for you to play with-
I drew the 'Bunny' and the flowers and added in the papers and swirl- plus 2 frames. Would love to see what you do with this one-LOL, And if you check at Scrap your Art Out- the freebie matches this one too- LOL. That's me for today- I'm typed and talked out-LOL. Sending loves and hugs Kim. http://www.4shared.com/file/26596970/4829b164/kb-SomeBunny_birthday.html
Monday 15 October 2007
Celebrating!!!
It's in PSD, PNG and JPG. Until tomorrow when I hope my eyes will at least be 3/4 open-hahahahaha- I hope you all have a marvelous day- http://www.4shared.com/file/26512733/c0d446/kb-myhero_template.html Hugs and Loves Kim
Friday 12 October 2007
Fantastic Fabulous FRIDAY!
I took time out this morning to go and have a French Manicure done- hee hee, I'm going OUT tonight!!! YAY- so after reading that Bunny made the effort to *pluck*- I decided to make the effort and have my nails done!! I feel like a lady- don't act like one most of the time but I feel like one now- hahahahaha.
And talking of Bunny(aka the Boss)- she has been teasing me about our local language which you use a lot of 'clicking and clucking' but she has never heard it before- and as with yesterdays little video this is also a Vodacom advert ( which is my fav on TV at the moment-LOL).
A little History to understand it- A few years back a South African (Jamie Uys) made a local movie called The Gods Must be Crazy- A tribe of bushmen living in the Kalahari Desert find their peaceful, happy existence threatened when a Coca-Cola bottle falls from the sky. The natives squabble over ownership of the mysterious item, which they believe to be a gift from the gods. Hoping to restore order, one tribesman is elected to return the bottle by journeying to the ends of the earth, which brings him into contact with modern civilization and very funny outcomes!
This Advert used that 'theme' as you will see and the *boys* in the plane are Our South African Rugby Team Players!!! hahahaha. cluck click click Bunny Wunny!
And of COURSE I HAD TO PUT IT HERE TODAY- CAUSE- GO BOKKE!!!!!! We are playing the Semi finals in the World Cup on Sunday against Argentina!!! And most South Africans are fanatical about their rugby- as you saw in the advert-LOL,- Oh boy I think I'm going to feel like crap on Monday! hahahahahahaLOL-
And here's another little contribution to this now VERY LARGE kit Bug-ing Kit!-ROTF
Some Word art to play around with! And because I don't blog here tomorrow ( heehee, I doubt if I could after tonight anyways-hahahaha) It's just a reminder that you can grab this kit at 25% off still- Don't loose out! Did you make it this far????- hee hee, just for reading my 'yabber yabber' here is the link-http://www.4shared.com/file/26258405/47f0eaf5/kb-bug-ing_wordart.html And I hope you all have a WONDERFUL weekend, be good if you can and be safe too! Sending Loves and hugs your way- KimThursday 11 October 2007
Happy Birthday *Wench*
I am LOVING these LO's!!! They are really just AWESOME! Thanks guys! Remember it's on SALE at the moment @25% off ( only for a week tho).. and my designer kit bag contents is still 25% off too.
And here is the 2nd part of the little sampler for you- it has a cluster frame and 3 papers, and 2 rusty ants..LOL. And I have to tell you that I couldn't get a photo of the *berg*- cause that thing is just toooo far out to sea for me to even see it from land- LOL, and there is no ways in hell you will get me on a boat just to go and take one - last time I went out to sea the fishes had my *breakfast,lunch and supper* from the whole week before!!!!! ROTF! I hope you all have a SUPER day and sooo far no *electricity cuts yet* - crossing fingers..hahahaha. http://www.4shared.com/file/26163483/707f4ab7/kb-bug-ing-sampler2.html Hugs and Loves KimWednesday 10 October 2007
Bug-ger me-LOL
You can see just how versatile this kit is by what my wonderful CT have sent me!
This is from Jazzy!!! (man it is soooo good to have Jazzy back I tell you!) LOVE IT JAZZ!
This is from Silvia- Gorgeous photo!!!! LOVE IT!! Thanks girlfriend!
And this is from Beth- WOW, I just love my CT!!! But you can see just how different each one looks even with the same kit!! Thanks guys for the hard work!! SENDING HUGS!
Bug-ing is 25% off for ONE WEEK ONLY!
So check it out now while it's still on sale. * ITS UP_ hahahaha- YIPPPEEEE, Check it out HERE And OF COURSE I've got some 'extra's' to share- LOL.. * told you I loved doing this one*- hahahaha. And here it is-
I've got an 'extra' doodle-bugger'-hahaha, with 3 papers, 3 ties, 2 ropes, 1 tag and 2 screwheads- You can at least get a feel as to what the 'kit looks and feels like'- http://www.4shared.com/file/26093835/3afe8b59/kb-Bug-ing_sampler1.html Until tomorrow- Hugs and Loves KimTuesday 9 October 2007
Cccccold!
Crops also used my Buckle it Up and the Fancy Buttons-Gold(recoloured) and the starry ties! AWESOME 'boy' page!! And yeah I know it's Tuesday and I'm supposed to have a tut for you- *giggling behind my hand*- that's before you slap them- LOL, but I've had my hands full doing previews for the new kit I haven't had the time- but I promise to make it up next week. So I thought that seeing you have the *time* you can watch me trying to throw my 'golf partner' out the golf cart- LOL.. This is me playing golf ( well ok- sort off-hahahaha)
And thanks again Olga for the 'tips'.